(Source: toptumbles)

redvineswhatthellcanttheydo:

Whoops there go my clothes

hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Wait, what is he talking about?

*crosses fingers* Come on, vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina.

Please destroy my vagina.

And then suddenly…

hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

There’s his chest.

He’s looking down like:

“Hm. Not bad. Not perfect, but not bad. I think I’m okay with this chest. Should I get a tan? Nah… the girls like the crazed looking villain. I’m sorry? What was the question, again?”

But it is perfect, Tom. Just keep pulling that v-neck down.

friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

Operation Mischief

If I’m not blogging tomorrow my family has murdered me

(Source: i-aint-bovvered)

(Source: weaslette)

daunt:starkravingdane:faramirs:

Y’all. His mother is literally helping him learn how to use Twitter.

How dare he.

The Avengers cast are actually their characters.

Reblogging because I want this moment immortalized on my Tumblr.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

baker-st:

you-weremade-tobe-ruled:

collars-and-cheek-bones:

bennyslegs:

I did something bad. 

I was judging myself the whole time I was making it but like I said before..

I regret nothing.

I BURST OUT LAUGHING FDGDSG

I have never laughed so much… ooohh hhoooo hoooo!! it hurts my lungs!! xD

 I CAN’T BREATHE. THIS IS FLAWLESS!

I. AM. CRYING. REBLOG FOREVER

(Source: thegirlwiththeblueribbon)

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